Commands

Use the search bar above to find a specific command.

Usage notation

<argument> — required
[argument] — optional

AI

12 commands

AI
Currency

2 commands

Currency
Fun

16 commands

Fun
Games

3 commands

Games
Moderation

7 commands

Moderation
Quotes

2 commands

Quotes
Utility

8 commands

Utility
Uncategorized

1 commands

Uncategorized

AI

!ada

Chat with Ada, the learning chatbot.

Usage: !ada <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!ada hello`	`Hi there!`
`!ada how are you doing?`	`I'm doing great, what about you?`

!bert

Responds as bert, a tiny orange kitten.

Usage: !bert <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!bert how are you bert?`	`bert is very cozy today 00 found a warm sunbeam and refuses to leave it :3`
`!bert what's 2+2?`	`bert counted on tiny orange paws... 4! 00`

!cat

Responds as a cat (meows only).

Usage: !cat <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!meow hello`	`Meow meow meow!`

!joni

Responds using the almighty Jon's prompt.

Usage: !joni <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!joni hello`	`Imagine some thoughtful response here.`

!lark

Reinterprets a Markov-generated message using an LLM.

Usage: !lark

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!lark`	`the cats will have keys of backwards maps`

!llm

Responds as a basic LLM (latest version).

Usage: !llm <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!llm hello!`	`Hello, there, pizza_tm.`
`!llm what's the current stream title?`	`The current stream title is: 'Playing with kitties'`

!llm1

Responds as a basic LLM v1.

Usage: !llm1 <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!llm1 hello!`	`Hello, there, pizza_tm.`
`!llm1 what's the current stream title?`	`The current stream title is: 'Playing with kitties'`

!lobotomize

Clears the LLM's memory in this channel.

Usage: !lobotomize

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!lobotomize`	`meow`

!mark

Responds using a markov chain algorithm trained on this chat.

Usage: !mark [text]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!mark`	`t kept calling and I can time , makes serious it ok if i can mean Kappa`

!math

Responds as a math assistant.

Usage: !math <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!math what's 9+10?`	`The result of 9+10 is 19.`
`!math what's pi?`	`The value of Pi is approximately 3.14.`

!nsfw

Responds as a spicy LLM ;)

Usage: !nsfw <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!nsfw hey there`	`Damn, that beautiful ass of yours is making me sweat. Always here for your every desire. 💦 🔥`

!rnn

Generates text using a pre-trained RNN model based off over 97k messages across few channels the bot has lurked in over a few months.

Usage: !rnn [text-to-continue]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!rnn`	`ing the plastic. still waiting`
`!rnn i think cats`	`i think cats in 2025 is the best`

Currency

!slicerboard

Shows the top 5 slice holders.

Usage: !slicerboard

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!slicerboard`	`Top slicers: #1 pizza_tm (123574 🍕) \| #2 your_mom (99 🍕) \| #3 pineapplesonpizza (0 🍕)`

!slices

Check your or another user's pizza slice balance, or give slices to another user. Only Moderators can set amounts.

Usage: !slices | !slices <user> | !slices give <user> <amount> | !slices set <user> <amount>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!slices`	`You have 69 pizza slices.`
`!slices @big_bob`	`big_bob has 420 pizza slices.`
`!slices give @cat_enjoyer123 500`	`Gave 500 pizza slices to cat_enjoyer123.`
`!slices set @naughty_person 0`	`Set naughty_person slices to 0.`

Fun

!8ball

Get an accurate answer for any question you desire.

Usage: !8ball <text>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!8ball will i win today?`	`🎱 Only you can decide.`
`!8ball should i sleep?`	`🎱 Perform a coin toss.`

!bertcheck

Add or remove berts used by 'bertcheck' on this channel.

Usage: !bertcheck <add|remove> <bert>

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!bertcheck add bertnard`	`Added bertnard to the bert log`
`!bertcheck remove beert`	`Removed bertnard from the bert log`

!bertle

Returns link to bertle game.

Usage: !bertle

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!bertle`	`Play bertle here: https://stumburs.id.lv`

!bertstats

Shows bertcheck stats for any user.

Usage: !bertstats

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!bertstats`	`View all bert stats at https://bertstats.stumburs.id.lv`

!eat

Eat a slice of pizza.

Usage: !eat

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!eat`	``

!emotespam

Repeatedly send a random 7TV emote from this channel. Use !emotespam stop to stop

Usage: !emotespam <seconds> | !emotespam stop

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!emotespam 2`	`Spamming emotes every 2s. Use !emotespam stop to stop.`
`!emotespam 0.5`	`Spamming emotes every 0.5s. Use !emotespam stop to stop.`
`!emotespam stop`	`Stopped emote spam.`

!fact

Responds with a random fact.

Usage: !fact

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!fact`	`Insert random fact here.`

!hug

Hugs the target user.

Usage: !hug [user]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!hug`	`pizza_tm hugs themselves with 23% love... what a loser smh`
`!hug @creamyperson`	`pizza_tm hugs creamyperson with 23% love :3`

!iq

Shows the IQ of target user.

Usage: !iq [user]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!iq`	`pizza_tm has 100 IQ xddNerd`
`!iq @jeff_einstein`	`jeff_einstein has 69 IQ xddNerd`

!joke

Responds with a random joke.

Usage: !joke

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!joke`	`Insert funny joke here.`

!pee

Pees on the target user. Note, for optimal enjoyment, you should add certain 7TV emotes.

Usage: !pee [user]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!pee`	`pizza_tm PEE s all over themselves with 84% flavor smh`
`!pee @water_enjoyer`	`pizza_tm PEE s on borpaLick water_enjoyer borpaLickL with 100% flavor LICKA`

!pp

Shows the pp size of target user.

Usage: !pp [user]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!pp`	`pizza_tm has 34cm kok SpringlesLong`
`!pp @big_daddy69`	`big_daddy69 has 1cm kok SpringlesLong`

!rigbert

Toggle bertcheck rigged responses on/off for this channel.

Usage: !rigbert

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!rigbert`	`bertcheck rigging enabled/disabled`

!setvoice

Set your TTS voice prefix.

Usage: !setvoice [voice]

Permission: VIP

Examples

Input	Output
`!setvoice chewbacca`	`TTS voice set to: chewbacca`
`!setvoice`	`Your TTS voice is chewbacca`

!speak

Run a command with the result being spoken using TTS.

Usage: !speak <command> [args]

Permission: VIP

Examples

Input	Output
`!speak mark`	`bestie: cats is thing`
`!speak how are you?`	`bestie: I'm wonderful!`
`!speak weather London`	`bestie: London: +10°C`

!streamlisten

Toggle the bot's ability to listen to stream audio and respond via LLM. Disabled by default.

Usage: !streamlisten <on|off>

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!streamlisten on`	`Stream listening enabled in this channel.`
`!streamlisten off`	`Stream listening disabled in this channel.`

Games

!bet

Bet on currently ongoing predictions using pizza slices.

Usage: !bet <option> <amount>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!bet 1 100`	`Bet 100 slices on option 1!`

!mudwrestle

Challenge another user to a mud wrestling match for pizza slices. The winner takes all.

Usage: !mudwrestle <user> <amount> | !mudwrestle accept | !mudwrestle stats [user]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!mudwrestle @sweaty_man67 100`	`pizza_tm has challenged @sweaty_man67 to a mud wrestling match for 100 pizza slices! Type !mudwrestle accept within 60 seconds to accept.`
`!mudwrestle accept`	`sweaty_man67 has won the wrestling duel against pizza_tm and takes 100 slices.`
`!mudwrestle stats`	`pizza_tm mudwrestle stats - Wins: 69 \| Losses: 0 \| Slices won: 420 \| Slices lost: 0`
`!mudwrestle stats @creamerman`	`creamerman mudwrestle stats - Wins: 4 \| Losses: 7 \| Slices won: 245 \| Slices lost: 460`

!prediction

Manage predictions using pizza slices.

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!prediction start Will he win? \| Yes \| No`	`Prediction started: "Will he win?" - 1. Yes \| 2. No \| Bet with !bet <1/2> <amount>`
`!prediction end 1`	`Prediction ended! Winning option: Yes. Paying out winners...`
`!prediction cancel`	`Prediction cancelled. All bets refunded.`
`!prediction info`	`"Will he win?" - 1. Yes (3 bets, 150 slices) \| 2. No (2 bets, 80 slices)`

Moderation

!afterstream

Twitch-only: Sends a message to the Discord after-stream channel.

Usage: !afterstream <text>

Permission: Moderator

!broadcast

Broadcasts a message across all connected channels.

Usage: !broadcast <text>

Permission: Bot Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!broadcast Hello!`	`Hello! (In every connected channel.)`

!command

Enable or disable commands in this channel.

Usage: !command <enable|disable|list> [command]

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!command enable hug`	`Command !hug enabled.`
`!command disable mark`	`Command !mark disabled.`
`!command list`	`Disabled commands: !mark, !nsfw, !quote`

!counter

Manage counters for this channel. If you want to include the count in your custom message use '{}', for example. 'This counter has been activated {} times'.

Usage: !counter add <name> [message] | !counter remove <name> | !counter set <name> <value> | !counter list

Permission: Moderator

Cooldown: 10s

Examples

Input	Output
`!counter add deaths i've died {} times`	`Counter 'deaths' created. Use !deaths to increment it.`
`!counter remove deaths`	`Counter 'deaths' removed.`
`!counter set deaths 5`	`Counter 'deaths' set to 5.`
`!counter list`	`Counters: deaths (3), wins (7)`
`!counter`	`i've died 4 times`

!fetch7tv

Fetch and cache 7TV emotes for this channel.

Usage: !fetch7tv

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!fetch7tv`	`Fetched 69 emotes for nice_streamer87`

!listener

Enable or disable listeners in this channel.

Usage: !listener <enable|disable|list> [name]

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!listener enable meow`	`Listener enabled: meow`
`!listener disable mark`	`Command disabled: mark.`
`!listener list`	`Listeners: mark (disabled), meow`

!reloadconfig

Reloads the config file.

Usage: !reloadconfig

Permission: Bot Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!reloadconfig`	`Config reloaded! meow`

Quotes

!quote

Manage and retrieve quotes. Only VIP's can add new quotes.

Usage: !quote | !quote <number> | !quote add <text> | !quote list

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!quote`	`#4: " I love cats " - added by pizza_tm on 2026-03-05`
`!quote 2`	`#2: " Dogs are alright too " - added by meowercat on 2026-03-02`
`!quote add this is a quote`	`Quote #5 added!`
`!quote list`	`All quotes for {insert name here meow}: https://stumburs.github.io/pizza-son/quotes/`

!quotes

Get the link to all quotes for this channel.

Usage: !quotes

Permission: Everyone

Utility

!commands

Returns site to all commands.

Usage: !commands

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!commands`	`Use and abuse me with these commands: https://stumburs.github.io/pizza-son/commands`

!perm

Returns the lowest permission level for calling user.

Usage: !perm

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!perm`	`Your permission level is VIP`

!ping

Responds with Pong!

Usage: !ping

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!ping`	`Pong!`

!repeat

Repeats what you tell it to. Pretty self explanatory.

Usage: !repeat <text>

Permission: Bot Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!repeat meowdy`	`meowdy`

!repeatevery

Repeatedly send a message every N seconds. Use !repeatevery stop to stop.

Usage: !repeatevery <seconds> <message> | !repeatevery stop

Permission: Moderator

Examples

Input	Output
`!repeatevery 10 meow`	`Repeating every 10s. Use !repeatevery stop to stop.`
`!repeatevery stop`	`Stopped repeating.`

Sign up to have the bot added to your channel. Your channel will be manually reviewed to determine whether it meets certain criteria. Having pizza_son added to your channel might take a day or two after passing the criteria.

Usage: !signup

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!signup`	`You have been added to the signup list, fantastic_streamer4235! Please wait for manual review.`

!timer

Start a timer that sends an optional message after it expires. Duration can be formatted using {x}s, {x}m|min, {x}/h.

Usage: !timer <duration> [message]

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!timer 5m pizza is ready`	`Timer set for 5m. \| (after 5 minutes) \| pizza_tm dinkDonk pizza is ready dinkDonk`
`!timer 2.5h`	`Timer set for 2.5h. \| (after 2.5 hours) \| dinkDonk Your end is nigh (timer is up) dinkDonk`

!weather

Gets the temperature for a location.

Usage: !weather <location>

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!weather London`	`London: +16°C`

Uncategorized

!support

Give child support to pizza. http://ko-fi.com/stumburs/tiers

Usage: !support

Permission: Everyone

Examples

Input	Output
`!support`	`Give child support to pizza. http://ko-fi.com/stumburs/tiers`

Permission Levels

Level	Description
Everyone	All viewers
Subscriber	Channel subscribers
VIP	Channel VIPs
Supporter	Ko-fi supporter
Moderator	Channel moderators
Bot Moderator	Bot-specific moderators
Streamer	The broadcaster