Commands
Use the search bar above to find a specific command.
Usage notation
<argument>— required[argument]— optional
AI
!ada
Chat with Ada, the learning chatbot.
Usage: !ada <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!ada hello |
Hi there! |
!ada how are you doing? |
I'm doing great, what about you? |
!cat
Responds as a cat.
Usage: !cat <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!meow hello |
Meow meow meow! |
!meow should I become a cat? |
MEOW! |
!lark
Reinterprets a message from !mark using an LLM.
Usage: !lark [text]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!lark |
the cats will have keys of backwards maps |
!lark should I get a cat? |
laugh out loud. my friend just did the unthinkable. |
!llm
Responds as a basic LLM.
Usage: !llm <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!llm hello! |
Hello, there, pizza_tm. |
!llm what's the current stream title? |
The current stream title is: 'Playing with kitties' |
!lobotomize
Clears the LLM's memory in this channel.
Usage: !lobotomize
Permission: Moderator
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!lobotomize |
meow |
!mark
Responds using a markov chain algorithm trained on this chat.
Usage: !mark [text]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!mark |
t kept calling and I can time , makes serious it ok if i can mean Kappa |
!math
Responds as a math assistant.
Usage: !math <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!math what's 9+10? |
The result of 9+10 is 19. |
!math what's pi? |
The value of Pi is approximately 3.14. |
!nsfw
Responds as a spicy LLM ;)
Usage: !nsfw <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!nsfw hey there |
Damn, that beautiful ass of yours is making me sweat. Always here for your every desire. 💦 🔥 |
!nsfw can you tell me a joke? |
Of course! Here's one for you, sweetie. Why did the cocky jock bring a ladder to bed? Because he wanted to reach that sexy ass of yours from every angle! 🍆 💦 🔥 |
!rnn
Generates text using a pre-trained RNN model based off over 97k messages across few channels the bot has lurked in over a few months.
Usage: !rnn [text-to-continue]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!rnn |
ing the plastic. still waiting |
!rnn i think cats |
i think cats in 2025 is the best |
Currency
!slicerboard
Shows the top 5 slice holders.
Usage: !slicerboard
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!slicerboard |
Top slicers: #1 pizza_tm (123574 🍕) | #2 your_mom (99 🍕) | #3 pineapplesonpizza (0 🍕) |
!slices
Check your or another user's pizza slice balance, or give slices to another user. Only Moderators can set amounts.
Usage: !slices | !slices <user> | !slices give <user> <amount> | !slices set <user> <amount>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!slices |
You have 69 pizza slices. |
!slices @big_bob |
big_bob has 420 pizza slices. |
!slices give @cat_enjoyer123 500 |
Gave 500 pizza slices to cat_enjoyer123. |
!slices set @naughty_person 0 |
Set naughty_person slices to 0. |
Fun
!8ball
Get an accurate answer for any question you desire.
Usage: !8ball <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!8ball will i win today? |
🎱 Only you can decide. |
!8ball should i sleep? |
Perform a coin toss. |
!eat
Eat a slice of pizza.
Usage: !eat
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!eat |
`` |
!hug
Hugs the target user.
Usage: !hug [user]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!hug |
pizza_tm hugs themselves with 23% love... what a loser smh |
!hug @creamyperson |
pizza_tm hugs creamyperson with 23% love :3 |
!iq
Shows the IQ of target user.
Usage: !iq [user]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!iq |
pizza_tm has 100 IQ xddNerd |
!iq @jeff_einstein |
jeff_einstein has 69 IQ xddNerd |
!pee
Pees on the target user. Note, for optimal enjoyment, you should add certain 7TV emotes.
Usage: !pee [user]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!pee |
pizza_tm PEE s all over themselves with 84% flavor smh |
!pee @water_enjoyer |
pizza_tm PEE s on borpaLick water_enjoyer borpaLickL with 100% flavor LICKA |
!pp
Shows the pp size of target user.
Usage: !pp [user]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!pp |
pizza_tm has 34cm kok SpringlesLong |
!pp @big_daddy69 |
big_daddy69 has 1cm kok SpringlesLong |
!setvoice
Set your TTS voice prefix.
Usage: !setvoice [voice]
Permission: VIP
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!setvoice chewbacca |
TTS voice set to: chewbacca |
!setvoice |
Your TTS voice is chewbacca |
!tts
Run a command with the result being spoken using TTS.
Usage: !tts <command> [args]
Permission: VIP
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!tts mark |
bestie: cats is thing |
!llm how are you? |
bestie: I'm wonderful! |
!tts weather London |
bestie: London: +10°C |
Games
!bet
Bet on currently ongoing predictions using pizza slices.
Usage: !bet <option> <amount>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!bet 1 100 |
Bet 100 slices on option 1! |
!mudwrestle
Challenge another user to a mud wrestling match for pizza slices. The winner takes all.
Usage: !mudwrestle <user> <amount> | !mudwrestle accept | !mudwrestle stats [user]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!mudwrestle @sweaty_man67 100 |
pizza_tm has challenged @sweaty_man67 to a mud wrestling match for 100 pizza slices! Type !mudwrestle accept within 60 seconds to accept. |
!mudwrestle accept |
sweaty_man67 has won the wrestling duel against pizza_tm and takes 100 slices. |
!mudwrestle stats |
pizza_tm mudwrestle stats - Wins: 69 | Losses: 0 | Slices won: 420 | Slices lost: 0 |
!mudwrestle stats @creamerman |
creamerman mudwrestle stats - Wins: 4 | Losses: 7 | Slices won: 245 | Slices lost: 460 |
!prediction
Manage predictions using pizza slices.
Usage: !prediction start <title> | <option1> | <option2> ... | !prediction end <option> | !prediction cancel | !prediction info
Permission: Moderator
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!prediction start Will he win? | Yes | No |
Prediction started: "Will he win?" - 1. Yes | 2. No | Bet with !bet <1/2> <amount> |
!prediction end 1 |
Prediction ended! Winning option: Yes. Paying out winners... |
!prediction cancel |
Prediction cancelled. All bets refunded. |
!prediction info |
"Will he win?" - 1. Yes (3 bets, 150 slices) | 2. No (2 bets, 80 slices) |
Moderation
!command
Enable or disable commands in this channel.
Usage: !command <enable|disable|list> [command]
Permission: Moderator
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!command enable hug |
Command !hug enabled. |
!command disable mark |
Command !mark disabled. |
!command list |
Disabled commands: !mark, !nsfw, !quote |
!listener
Enable or disable listeners in this channel.
Usage: !listener <enable|disable|list> [name]
Permission: Moderator
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!listener enable meow |
Listener enabled: meow |
!listener disable mark |
Command disabled: mark. |
!listener list |
Listeners: mark (disabled), meow |
!reloadconfig
Reloads the config file.
Usage: !reloadconfig
Permission: Bot Moderator
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!reloadconfig |
Config reloaded! meow |
Quotes
!quote
Manage and retrieve quotes. Only VIP's can add new quotes.
Usage: !quote | !quote <number> | !quote add <text>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!quote |
#4: " I love cats " - added by pizza_tm on 2026-03-05 |
!quote 2 |
#2: " Dogs are alright too " - added by meowercat on 2026-03-02 |
!quote add this is a quote |
Quote #5 added! |
Utility
!commands
Returns site to all commands.
Usage: !commands
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!commands |
Use and abuse me with these commands: https://stumburs.github.io/pizza-son/commands |
!perm
Returns the lowest permission level for calling user.
Usage: !perm
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!perm |
Your permission level is VIP |
!ping
Responds with Pong!
Usage: !ping
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!ping |
Pong! |
!repeat
Repeats what you tell it to. Pretty self explanatory.
Usage: !repeat <text>
Permission: Bot Moderator
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!repeat meowdy |
meowdy |
!signup
Sign up to have the bot added to your channel. Your channel will be manually reviewed to determine whether it meets certain criteria. Having pizza_son added to your channel might take a day or two after passing the criteria.
Usage: !signup
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!signup |
You have been added to the signup list, fantastic_streamer4235! Please wait for manual review. |
!timer
Start a timer that sends an optional message after it expires. Duration can be formatted using {x}s, {x}m|min, {x}/h.
Usage: !timer <duration> [message]
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!timer 5m pizza is ready |
Timer set for 5m. | (after 5 minutes) | pizza_tm dinkDonk pizza is ready dinkDonk |
!timer 2.5h |
Timer set for 2.5h. | (after 2.5 hours) | dinkDonk Your end is nigh (timer is up) dinkDonk |
!weather
Gets the temperature for a location.
Usage: !weather <location>
Permission: Everyone
Examples
| Input | Output |
|---|---|
!weather London |
London: +16°C |
Permission Levels
| Level | Description |
|---|---|
| Everyone | All viewers |
| Subscriber | Channel subscribers |
| VIP | Channel VIPs |
| Moderator | Channel moderators |
| Bot Moderator | Bot-specific moderators |
| Streamer | The broadcaster |